thelostscriptsofkod:

David Ho

iwasthepinkpantheronce:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

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zuky:

nightlocke-d:

bestnatesmithever:

I just thought of something. If Jesus was born today…in Bethlehem, how accepting would Americans be of him? A 32-year-old man from Palestine who speaks Hebrew and tells you to give all your money to the poor?

Burn

If Jesus were born today and gained any sort of clout, the same thing that happened to him two thousand years ago would happen to him again: he would be accused of being a dangerous cult leader attacking the banking system and the political establishment; he would be executed by the empire, probably by unreported drone strike rather than messy spectacular crucifixion; his own former friends and students would be dragged before the media to denounce his delusional narcissistic personality disorder; records of his life would be driven underground for centuries, until a new empire saw fit to revive his memory in service of a new imperial agenda.

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Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City twitter account

sevenplusfour:

(Source: originalprobe)

Whenever you’re ready Sir.

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heysammy:

crumplesnacks:

now would probably be a good time to remind you all that arthur shappey has killed a man, is terrifying when he drinks peach schnapps, and was able to find a loophole that would allow the boy king of liechtenstein to legally behead people who haven’t committed treason

callmepan:

cellostar-galactica:

panic:

Born without the use of her hind legs, Lola learned to walk just fine.

Lola don’t give a shit. Lola got places to be. 

Cats can’t be from earth this is just weird.

failnation:

So my mate got hold of my desktop

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

drarna:

i used to do tmi tuesdays in the summer but my followers got kinda mad because i never took them seriously

mangosgonewild:

sexual

I LITERALLY DROPPED MY JAW AND STARED AT THE FUCKING SCREEN FOR 3 MINUTES….

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