"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did
Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
"i’ll see you at midnight"
NO YOU WON’T KATNISS
YOU’LL SEE HIM IN THE NEXT BOOK
AND HE’LL TRY TO KILL YOU
*jumps through window*
*throws self off of cliff*
if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention